IC Inbox - Hadriel

[sightlessly]

You've reached the voicemail of Matthew Murdock, attorney at law. For legal advice -- I'm afraid you're out of luck, since I'm really not up on my alien spelunking law.

So I guess that just leaves social calls. Best I can do. Leave a message at the tone.

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✆ voice ✆
ⓥ video ⓥ

Comments

text; 1/? i'm sorry

[trashmouths]

eddie wants to know if you have sonar

text; 2/?

[trashmouths]

actually I want to know if you have sonar too

[sightlessly]

You got me. I'm part dolphin.

Actually, it is sort of like that. Partially anyway.

text; 3/?

[trashmouths]

do you dream with sight??

how do you know what colour something is

[sightlessly]

Yes. I didn't lose my sight until I was 9. My brain remembers seeing.

I ask, and hope people aren't being dicks and lying to me.

text; 4/?

[trashmouths]

how do you even read

how many people are dicks to you

how many people are super nice because they think you're stupid just because your blind

[sightlessly]

Braille. Or text-to-speech.

About as many as are dicks to other people, I imagine.

Too many. It's annoying.

text; 5/?

[trashmouths]

eddie wants to know if you smell better

like if your smell is super good

not if you smell good that's weird

[sightlessly]

Yes.

And also, I smell delightful.

text; 6/8

[trashmouths]

how do you watch porn?

what if you just take a bunch of acid or lsd or some shit what would happen

[sightlessly]

I don't watch anything. I listen. And when I'm desperate I call your mother.

[...he's an adult. He should remember that. But at this point, really. REALLY.]

Couldn't tell you about acid. Not my thing. Same thing that would happen to anyone?

[trashmouths]

[ OH MY GOD ]

text; 7/8

[trashmouths]

can you fall asleep with your eyes open???????

how do you aim when you need to pee

[sightlessly]

No it's uncomfortable. And would creep everyone out.

I have super powers.

[Wait. That last one was true. Oh well.]

text; 8/8

[trashmouths]

okay one more

do people yell at you because they think you're deaf too

please respond

[sightlessly]

Yeah, that's happened. Never really understood that one.

[trashmouths]

holy shit you actually answered all of them

i'd be impressed but im mostly just in awe of the mom joke

i bow to you oh great one!!! i defer to your chucks like eddie defers to his stupid aspirator!!!! i'm not worthy

IM NOT WORTHY




nice joke about the super powers too

i'm richie. can't remember if we've properly been introduced

[sightlessly]

Of course. I'm a lawyer. We love talking.

[And he will laugh at that before he texts back.]

Kid, you would've done well in Hell's Kitchen, back when I was young.

[Richie's got a mouth, but he's clearly a clever kid.]

Matt.

[trashmouths]

you're too cool to be a lawyer and what kind of place is named hells kitchen???????

"oh yeah sure i'll join you I just have to to pass the Murder Bridge to head to my Dread House."

[sightlessly]

Cool is not one I get very often.

Ha. I guess it sounds weird. It's a neighborhood in New York City. I'd say it's not nearly that exciting, but. Well. It earned the nickname.

[trashmouths]

was it literally on fire

[sightlessly]

From time to time, yeah. Among other things.

[trashmouths]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

HOW

WHAT

text;

[trashmouths]

[ after this ]

can i punch you in the face really quick

text;

[sightlessly]

You're welcome to try.

text;

[trashmouths]

it's just really important i actually do

like literally punch you

[sightlessly]

You can literally try. Up to you whether or not it works, right?

[trashmouths]

no i'm saying you have to let me win even though i'd totally win anyway
there's money and honour at stake

[sightlessly]

Sorry, kid. I won't fix a fight.

[Richie actually managed to find a sore subject for Matt. THIS IS HOW HIS DAD DIED RICHIE.]

[trashmouths]

I'm not saying fix a fight I'm saying I need to do this so Eddie doesn't lorde this over me all fucking month.

Also I want his last dollar.

[ So yeah he's saying fix the fight. ]

[sightlessly]

That would be fixing a fight, Richie.

I think Eddie's got the right side of this bet.

[trashmouths]

awh it's just a little! i'm such a tiny guy i'm sure it would be like just a fly

you can kick the shit out of my after I just need a little love tap

just a plonk

eds spagheds is going to torment me for the rest of my life

[voice]

[roseofthetyrells]

...I love you. I just--I thought you should know.